“Are you going to watch golf The McGladrey Classic live online? All you have to do is logon to WatchGolfOnline.net. It is that easy.”
“You know you have an interesting way of putting things. Well, I say interesting but I think I am just being kind. What I mean is, a strange way.”
“What? D’you mean watch golf The McGladrey Classic live online? What’s so strange about the way I put that? Looks perfectly reasonable to me.”
“Well, it does imply that golf, qua golf, is the McGladrey Classic. That the golf tournament being held at the Seaside Course on the Sea Island Golf Club’s grounds is the pre-eminent golf tournament of the golfing calendar.”
“Okay. First of all, when I say watch golf The McGladrey Classic live online, I’m being specific. That is all. No implications of pre-eminence intended. Although, given the beauty of the course I’m not at all sure such pre-eminence is unwarranted.”
“Yeah, but the McGladrey Classic is not part of the Master’s Tour, is it?”
“No, but it is a part of the PGA Tour, er, tour. Certainly the purse, 4 million US smackeroos, puts it in the same money category.”
“Still...”
“Still nothing. Although I intended no suggestion of pre-eminence when I suggested that you watch golf The McGladrey Classic live online by logging on to WatchGolfOnline.net, the tournament is important enough to attract the attention of golf bag full of past Master’s winners. Somewhere in the vicinity of ten or twelve past winners have entered the lists. I don’t believe they would have done so if the tournament lacked interest or eminence. I mean, those guys don’t have to play golf anymore.”
“Yeah, but___”
“Yeah but, nothing. In fact, I could make the argument that since the McGladrey Classic is not part of the Master’s Tour, the level of golf you see will be of a higher caliber than you would normally see in the more ‘prestigious’ tournaments.”
“Hold on there, gutta percha breath. Are you saying that if I watch golf The McGladrey Classic live online, I will see golf of a higher quality that that which I would see at any of the Master’s Tour games?”
“I am, if you will concede that not being part of the Master’s Tour, albeit still part of the PGA Fall Tour, removes some of the pressure off the players’ shoulders. Especially among the past winners of the Master’s Tour contesting. A more relaxed former Master’s winner is going to play a more natural game. A more natural game is a game of synchronized poetry of motion. And Poetry in motion, you must admit___”
“Look, if I agree to watch golf The McGladrey Classic live online by logging on to WatchGolfOnline.net, will you stop talking?”
“Only if I can be assured that when you are logged on you will register with the site.”
“Why would I want to do that?’
“Because that registration gets you access to, and the option of, watching upcoming Golf Tournaments Online.”
“Okay.”
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